"Yes...yes I do."
http://zenpencils.com/comic/124-taylor-mali-what-teachers-make/
Here’s a math word problem to consider:
“ A teacher makes x amount of money. If rent is $600 a
month, car payment and maintenance $250 a month, food and gas $500 a month,
student loan payments $300 a month, phone bill $150 a month, cable and internet
$100 a month, and insurances $400 a month, how much would a teacher need to
make to put away a solid $8,000 a year for miscellaneous expenses and savings?”
Answer: $35,000
As a potential English teacher, please don’t hate on the hastily
created word problem and budget. I’m not great at math nor am I great at
budgeting my life yet (but it certainly got me seriously thinking about my
expenses)
As a new teacher, that figure above is about what I’ll make for my first few
years of teaching. I’m not at that point in my life where that number actually
makes sense so I have to break this down into the value I’m most accustomed to:
dollars/hour.
(The following calculations get confusing so bear with me on
my rationale here)
A typical person earning this wage works 40 hours a week for
52 weeks a year. That means 40 hours times 52 weeks or 2080 work hours. If
during that year this person earns $35,000 for 2080 work hours, that equates to
$16.82 per hour.
(40 x 52 = 2080)
($35,000/2080 = 16.82)
To be fair, teachers work about 180 school days a year. Readjusting
our calculations, this means teachers make about $24.30 an hour, albeit the pay
is spread to cover the entire year (woo, paid summers off?).
Now that seems like a nice sum considering minimum wage is
$8.25 and I am currently earning $11.00 at my part time hospitality job on the
Strip (visit me at Margaritaville anytime, folks). However, I clocked myself
grading essays at about 2 minutes a paper. (Here it comes! More math!)
This means…
For a typical class of 30, there are 30 essays to grade.
However, I will have about 5 classes so (30 x 5) I will have 150 essays to
grade. At 2 minutes an essay, that’s (150 x 2) or 300 minutes of work AFTER
CLASS or (300/60) 5 hours of extra work. On the list of things teachers do
outside of the 8 hour class day include: lesson prep, grading papers, extracurricular
activities, parent-teacher conferences, professional development, etc.
At this point, I’m pretty much burned out of numbers and
figuring things out for now. All this began because I was curious about what my
friends were making with their post-grad careers. Ranging from IT to Non-Profit
organizational work, I wanted to know how the numbers fit in with my teaching career. I’m
hoping the above thought process broke it down, but really it all boils down to
this
comic.
I highly suggest reading this while listening
to the original
poem being recited as it displays some powerful emotions behind the passions
of teaching which I hope to address in a future post.
I think all the numbers
are just getting to me. If you have any thoughts on what you or I make, please
leave a comment!